Dear College Football Media,

Dear College Football Media,

Here are a few things I noticed that suggest you need to dial it down a smidge:

1) Yahoo!/Rivals Video News Headline "Florida Fights for Respect".
Really? The team that lost half of its offense and Thor under center yet still start the season ranked NUMBER THREE is fighting for respect? Really?

2) Another story: UTES Upset of Pitt sets Utah up to be a BCS buster along with Boise and TCU!!!
Can we wait, oh a week or two, before apocolyptic headlines take hold? Afterall, doesn't Pitt do this EVERY year?

3) From another column "The NCAA bungled the Masoli decision".
So, the NCAA ruled that Masoli was not eligible. Masoli being LAST year's STARTER at Oregon who's had more run-ins with the law than I've had socks. The guy that Houston Nutt tried to justify with "he's trying to do the right thing" a mere two months after Masoli's last arrest. A guy that supposedly was going to knock the doors off Ole Miss' grad school's "Parks and Rec" program (I kid you not). That guy? That's the ruling you think the NCAA "bungled"? Sweet merciful crap.

And it is just Friday of week 1.